The wool is only for a group of obedient sheep to pull

Recently, the song “I Give Birth to Two Children for the Motherland” composed by a netizen named Zhao Xiufu in February 2019 was picked up and shown to the public as a “divine song”. The author posted it on the Sina blog “Let Music Move the World”, claiming that the song was inspired by the People’s Daily commentary “Having a baby is a family matter and a national matter”.

Zhao Xiufu’s inspiration is that young people should “give birth to children for the country” and “give birth to children for the country”. The song was inspired by the commentary of the People’s Daily, “Having a baby is a family matter and a national matter”, but young people should “have a baby for the country”, have a second child for the grand blueprint of the “Chinese Dream”, act as a tool, and even sacrifice their personal happiness. One more person to eat is just one more pair of chopsticks, raising more children is just a tighter pocket”, “Cure the disease of one child, and raise the quality of population The company’s main goal is to provide the best possible service to its customers. So much so that some netizens asked rhetorically: is this the author’s advanced black?

Search we see that this Mr. Zhao Xiufu’s profile on his social media account, is this: Zhao Xiufu, graduated from the Department of Journalism of the Graduate School of the Chinese Academy of Social Sciences, Master of Arts, senior journalist, China’s chief social responsibility officer, China’s industrial economy think tank experts, senior engineer, executive director of the China Nonferrous Metals Journalists Association, member of the Chinese Musicians Association…

And in a manuscript titled “Listening to the Side of the Ears – Remembering the People’s Composer Zhao Xiufu” by Zhang Xiaoxiao, a reporter of Aluminum News of China, this is how Mr. Zhao Xiufu is described: “In this year, a total of 477 compositions were completed. 389 of them were composed in the bus on the way to and from work ……” This is Zhao Xiufu’s 2013 music composition This is the “annual summary” of Zhao Xiufu’s music creation in 2013. For the past seven years, he has published his original songs online every day, and by now there are more than 2,600 of them. Almost all of these songs were created by him during his bus commute…

After seeing the lyrics of the song above and the introduction of the song’s author, I suddenly felt that the popular comic group “De Yun She” might have met a strong competitor in the past few years. A strong competitor.

Because if you think about it, you will find that the author of this song, in fact, is very funny.

The author’s funny parts are divided into two main parts. The first part is the funny on his personal profile; the second part is the funny on his lyrical concept.

Let’s start with the hilarity of his profile.

First of all, in Zhao Xiufu’s profile, we can see that Mr. Zhao Xiufu either says he is a social responsibility officer, an economic think tank expert, or he is a senior director, a member of the association, and in the profile he also claims to be a senior journalist, a journalism award judge…

And in reporter Zhang Xiaoxiao’s report, a year down the line, Zhao Xiufu has completed a total of 477 compositions.

So the question arises, a big shot who holds so many positions can still create 477 songs in a year, 365 days a year, which is an average of 1.3 songs a day – what kind of divine power is it that allows this author to keep creating 1.3 songs a day despite holding so many positions?

Jay Chou, the king of songwriting, couldn’t create a song a week at his peak, but this Zhao Xiu Fu expert, 1.3 songs a day, what has he become as a songwriter?

When composing lyrics is as easy as eating and shitting?

What is this if not funny?

Besides, his lyrics are funny in terms of writing concept.

Take his song “I have two children for the motherland” as an example.

In this song, Zhao Xiufu says: “One more person to eat is just one more pair of chopsticks, raising a child is just a tighter pocket” and “Root out the one-child disease and raise the quality of the population”…

I wonder, since when is having one more child just an extra pair of chopsticks?

In addition to the cost of feeding a child, does it cost nothing for diapers, milk powder, clothes, toys, kindergarten tuition, childcare fees, hobby classes, training fees, boarding fees, and even school district housing?

After we have an extra child, we just feed him and then the rest of the expenses will be paid by the author of Zhao Xiu Fu?

In the lyrics of the song, the author even said that he wanted to “cure the disease of only child”.

Since when did only child become a social disease? The nearly 200 million only-child families in China, in Zhao Xiufu’s eyes, have provoked someone?

The most important point of the word “second child” is in the The most important point of the word “second” is on the “second”.

The reason is that “two” is actually built on “one “on”, there is “one” to have The “two” – that is, you have to have a child before you can have a second child.

But nowadays, some people don’t even have one child, in this case, Zhao Xiufu still made up this song of the second child, what is the meaning behind it?

In fact, he made up the song “two children”, the meaning behind it is to let families who already have a child, and then continue to have a child. -This is the same as the big data to kill familiarity – new users are difficult to do new, so they hit the idea of old users, so that the retained old users continue to recharge.

This is the purpose of “Zhao Xiufu’s” song.

In fact, Zhao Xiufu can make up a song like “I gave birth to two children for the motherland”, I have to admit that he is very smart.

Therefore, I would like to conclude this article with a quote from Lin Yutang about “wisdom”.

“Do not do what you think you can do intelligently, but what your conscience thinks you cannot do.

What the wise think they cannot do, but the conscience thinks they can do, they do.

If conscience is the master and wisdom the slave, his people will be good.

If conscience is the slave and wisdom is the master, his people will be treacherous! “