That said, Boris’ hair is always a messy in the wind.
In the past, although messy, but at least it seems to be quite a lot of hair.
However, recently, the British people baldly found that Boris also bald, and bald big hair!
On the 9th, Boris went out from 10 Downing Street, the whole head of hair like an electric shock exploded in all directions.
Afterwards, he came to the House of Commons for the “Prime Minister’s Question and Answer”.
This head of chicken nest hair immediately aroused public discontent.
One Labour MP said his 81-year-old aunt, who was watching the Prime Minister’s Questions live, sent him a text message.
“Can you ask Mr. Boris to brush his hair? Remind him that he represents the whole of the UK in the House of Commons and the whole world is watching.”
Watch your image, will you!
“Did he comb his hair or not, looks like the Downing Street cat took a nap on his head.”
But soon, the British people found that the original Boris hair, “messy” is only “bald” protective color.
The mess up is fine, if a little sorted out, it is difficult to say ……
After the Prime Minister’s Question and Answer session, Boris went back to the Downing Street press conference.
This Time, he apparently tidied up his hair and parted it in threes and sevens.
Then, there it was…
The middle emerged a bare piece …
Many British people’s attention was immediately skewed and they ran to Twitter to tweet.
“Breaking news: Boris’s hair is about to resign.”
“What happened to Boris’s hair, how the middle bald so big piece.”
“Boris is using a razor when accidentally shaved off a piece of hair?”
“Boris’s hair is bald like a parted Red Sea.”
“Look at Boris’s press conference on updating the new crown…it must have been so stressful that the hair in the middle fell out and now it looks like a very wide train track!”
“Boris hair is a metaphor for this country.”
“Today Boris gesticulates, sneers and smugly says ‘the government couldn’t have done more’ and his hair looks like crazy Worzel Gummidge at this most ridiculously bad moment.”
(Worzel Gummidge is a British children’s story character, a walking and talking scarecrow)
“Does Boris want to wait until all his hair is bald before he fully unseals England? If so, that’s soon enough.”
“Having seen Boris’s hair in today’s Prime Minister’s Q&A, his bathroom drain should look like someone shaved a polar bear. By 2025, it’ll be bald as a doorknob.”
“For the love of God, someone shave his hair.”
“Boris’ hair is the worst thing I’ve ever seen.”
Back in the day, Boris was a handsome young man with great hair.
(Second from right is Boris in his younger days)
In the 1980s, he still had lush hair.
He wore tuxedos and bow ties and looked like an elite.
Today, it’s like this…
It’s also quite bald…
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