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Once, an old brother on the spur of the moment, also want to start a talk show, about a few friends to give ideas.
We gathered to discuss half a day, scratching their ears, thinking about what to talk about, unanimously felt: difficult, very difficult, any topic is difficult, because this session of the audience is very irritable, talk about any topic will have to anger them, to their own shame. Later, we discussed, the first issue will make a writing brush topic, which is always safe, Buddhist it, not to anger the audience it.
As a result, one of the guests who arrived late was shocked to hear that: brush writing? How can this work? Calligraphy, classical Chinese Culture, you dare to talk about classical culture? The audience was outraged.
We suddenly realized, wiping our hearts and saying, “That was close, that was close.
See? The trolling, stand-up comedy thing is not suitable for our country at all.
For example, my main occupation is to read Jin Yong, Jin Yong novels have a favorite troll who is? The name is Situ Qianzhong. Drinking wine and spit.
How did this public end up? Familiar with Jin Yong novels will know, is as the audience of the Emei faction with a bomb to blow up alive. Jin Yong old master long ago woke us up: spit, that simply does not fit the Jiang Hu lake.
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The old master’s reminder, later proved countless times. Can spit what? Nothing can. Spit on women that is certainly absolutely not, and later a spit on men called Yangasa also accident. I thought I could spit out soccer and basketball, and Fan Zhiyi could always do it, but what happened? As usual, not.
Among the audience, you either anger this handful, or anger that handful, Chinese people and more, especially the number of people who are not fun, just a handful is thousands, which handful you can afford? Which a handful you can not afford to mess with.
Just say Fan Zhiyi entertainment program on the spit Zhou Qi this it, actually so many people solemnly criticized up, what is not allowed to reveal the painful scars ah, what national football national basketball can not be teased ah, what athletes should train well rather than hurt each other ah ……
I’m curious to ask a few questions.
Soccer or basketball, we when the honor is currently not, then we when the fun also not?
Since we can’t provide the results for the Time being, give us a little paragraph also can not?
We have not spit, we see people Fan Zhiyi spit also can not?
If other people can’t troll, why can’t seniors or famous players troll?
It’s okay to spray anonymously online, but not when you have a name and come to the foreground and have communicated beforehand?
It’s just a show, an entertainment program. Zhou Qi is happy to be trolled, but you are not. You are Zhou Qi’s father ah?
The first thing you need to do is to take your girlfriend Home, is it your home or your Family?
Three
A lot of our things, in the end, make people feel extraordinarily not fun. Why not fun? In a nutshell, it is dad more.
I really thought the trolling conference was an entertainment, and I thought many of the viewers in front of the screen were really viewers. The original mistake, that is not the audience, that is the father. There is no entertainment in front of the father.
Zhou Qi ah, that is not the audience is watching you, that is a thousand dads are watching you ah. Fan Zhiyi, you are punished to go back to copy the “Yitian Tu Long Ji”, copy the paragraph of Situ Qian Zhong a hundred times, copy with your feet, remember what is called Emei faction.
Sometimes, you look at some of our audience, look at some of our countrymen some of our compatriots, will have an impression of what? It is particularly not fun, how can not be coaxed.
And live like a mountain of nine jin old lady, seven jin sister-in-law, day and night, gloomy expression, look nervous, deep frown, to spit on the General Assembly to find the enemy, to defend the solemn inviolability of soccer basketball, for people Zhou Qi as a daddy.
Their common sentence is: “Humor is certainly may as well, however …… but …… resolutely not allowed to flirt …… “The world is what is firmly can not be flirted with? The earthquake victims can not be flirted with, the martyrs can not be flirted with, this is the reason. Since when is playing football not allowed to flirt, and still playing to lose?
If you lose, you’re so angry, if you win, you’ll have to give it up, right?
Four
I saw more than one angry voice saying that Fan’s flirtation “has no positive energy”. What is this? This is a disease called “poor quality positive energy poisoning”.
People who have experienced the eighties remember something called “cream of wheat” that was all the rage. These adults are like adolescents who drank too much whey, appetite unconsciously whey creaming, can no longer drink anything else, what fresh milk juice magic claw can not drink, a drink spit: yuck, no half positive energy!
Sorry to take the analogy of wheat lactose, to wheat lactose a bow, in fact, wheat lactose in the era of Food scarcity made a historical contribution.
The show was clearly positive, and the flirtation was a headache and an enlightening experience, urging Zhou Qi to cherish his talent, train well, love basketball, and learn from his shame, so how is it not positive? The actual fact is that you can find a lot of people who are not able to get the best out of your own home. It’s obviously quite positive. A show down, I have a much better impression of Zhou Qi.
But some people he will not identify this positive energy, they feel that positive energy can only be a routine: Fan Zhiyi first fully affirmed the achievements of basketball, to affirm the players’ fighting spirit, and then pertinently put forward three points of view, and finally called on everyone to cheer for basketball soccer, and then Zhou Qi walked on stage to express his determination to fight for the country, the red scarf on his chest more brightly. Non think this is called positive energy, this is what? This is poor quality positive energy poisoning.
There are things, obviously not political, have to make some political; something originally very humorous, have to make everyone uninteresting; how they can run naked, see others bikini up in anger, non-chasing to give people a set of autumn pants, but also think they are very profound and positive energy, like Guo Degang said: non and the comedian to get over.
People are playing the fast board, you have to run up to the stage to grab down, on the engraved a “struggle”, the next engraved a “progressive”, you do not want to?
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