Some of the short stories mentioned earlier in How should I tell bedtime stories are as follows.
I have heard that there is a cat called a rain cat. When the weather is warm, it becomes fluffy and fluffy, floating like a white cloud, you can tether it and walk like a kite, it will become transparent, the sunlight penetrates through its body. When the weather is dark it will turn black and fall to the ground, running all over the place, the hair becomes hard, like freshly shaved stubble. You have to hold it, and when the weather clears up, you put it out, like a ball of cotton candy at the end of a kite.
I heard that there is a kind of frog, transparent and white, only eat tea leaves. After eating more, it exhales like an orchid. In winter, it lies rigid, with its mouth wide open, sleeping away a season. You pour hot water into its belly, the water will become tea, rich and fragrant, can be poured into a cup to drink, the fragrance of the lungs. There is a girl, no cup at hand, so hold the frog, mouth to mouth, the frog mouth as a tea cup mouth. As a result, the frog woke up and became a white boy: “Which princess kissed me?”
I heard that there is a reindeer, love the giraffe spots and smells, but too short, and because the giraffe is mute, so can not fall in love. So they grow up a cedar tree like straight up to the clouds, and then look around for a man to build a house to live in at the top of the horns. Every day, that person is responsible for picking fruit in the high trees and giving it to the giraffes to eat, in order to promote the love of reindeer and giraffes – although they can not see each other, but the love of the soul together.
I have heard that there is a squirrel in the north that is particularly large and furry and likes to spread its limbs to reveal its soft belly when it sleeps. You catch one, mix it up, you can use it as a bed, sleep on its belly and use its tail as a quilt. But it likes to sleepwalk and crawl around, so your eyes clearly see the ceiling pattern before you fall asleep, and when you wake up you may see pine branches, fir branches, clouds, sparrows and pine caterpillars.
I heard that there is a cat, especially afraid of the cold, a cold environment, the whole body grows fluffy soft long hair, and began to hibernate, how to scream do not wake up. In winter you hang it around the neck to go out, it is like wearing a woolen coat. When you get to a warm room, it wakes up and jumps down with a meow and goes to sleep next to the stove by itself. Because the winter is long, it is basically fur-like in winter, so it is called winter fur summer cat.
I heard that there is a wild boar, sleep a layer of fat, get up and run a layer of muscle, so he is fat and thin, like a sandwich cookie. He loves to go to the southern seaside bath, soak a large particle of salt smell, blowing wind, and then humming to the hot springs, while steaming themselves and eating leaves. You ambush the hot springs, shoot it down, and get a ready-made steamed ham. You’d better bring honey and put it on once before steaming, it’s even better.
I heard that some people used to like to write stories and poems on the sea mussels. You walk on the beach, the mussel will say to you: I have words on my body, can show you Oh, but there is a condition, I can not read, you have to read to me. You agreed, the mussel will open its shell, so you can read it a story. If you look fascinated forget to continue reading, or attempt to plagiarize, the mussel will clip you; if you read well, the mussel will send you a pearl.
I heard that there is a bird in the south, slim, long tail feathers, good at poetry, usually looks like a full grip, but strong muscles. If you get acquainted with it, it will straighten its body, you can hold its waist, dip its beak in ink, write, draw plum blossoms, seal, you can also use it to print a shallow claw marks. However, it is very picky, poor ink quality, dirty paper, ugly words, or sentences without literary merit, it will cursed: “How dare you use me to write such bad articles!”
I heard that there is a kind of snow fox, extremely charming, silky fur. Good at learning sounds, love pranks, like outside the window to learn the male master female classmates, female colleagues and other voices, leading the hostess suspected quarrel, for fun. After being caught, she will ask: give you snow fox fur, let me go. If the male master does not allow, she will smile: so you can’t let me go ah um …… mistress then towards the male master eyes round: you keep her why, still not let go? The mind is alive again eh?
I heard that there is a kind of bear called the cloud bear, its white as snow, its big as the hanging clouds of the sky. It begins to float in the spring and sucks up the sunlight in the summer. In winter, it floats in the sky with the wind, and when it gets to a cold place, it starts to lay down a ball of bear fleece. The bear down can make a coat and smell the summer sunshine. When the bear down finishes falling, it floats down to the ground as well. You smell to honey and hibernate. By spring it grows hair, it becomes a cloud floating up again.
I heard that there is a kind of snail that lives a long Life, with 8,000 years as spring and 8,000 years as autumn. The husband said to his wife, I’m going to kiss you, and then went out to buy a newspaper. The wife then closed her eyes, waited for eight days, and the kiss arrived, so the husband went out. When he came back, the wife complained: You were gone for six hundred years, I was so worried. The husband said: Gee, I was afraid to be out of date again, standing there to spend two hundred years to read the news well.
I heard that there is a kind of octopus, good at cooking. You sit behind the counter, ask it to sandwiches sushi sashimi teppanyaki coffee tea shabu-shabu kebabs back to the meat, it dances up arms, cut pick fried cooking frying spices upside down, and fast and good, but also can be left out of three hands, one responsible for collecting money, two and you play poker to relieve boredom. But it can not afford to joke, occasionally it accidentally arm by the iron plate burned, you can not say “then I want this octopus teriyaki!” Otherwise it will dance up the spatula, any you are three heads and six arms can not stop it from throwing fish balls at you from all sides.
I heard that there is a kind of orca, very gentle, like the light, not diving, but also afraid of the sun. You lay sand on its back, open umbrella, it will like you, let you live on its back, fishing, napping, kissing, drinking juice. Every day it opens its mouth and swallows many small fish, eats some by itself and gives the rest to you by spraying water, so you have fresh sashimi to eat every day. Occasionally it also greedy, willing to eat cooked, it will open its mouth and ask you to throw to eat octopus teriyaki.
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