Little Ali says things

Since Jack Ma‘s “problem”, six years ago because of the looks like the richest man in Ali and the explosion of the Chinese boy “little Jack Ma” Fan Xiaoqin children, also a small net popularity flow is no longer, tragic dismissal from the net popularity company, sent back Home.

The mainland media good people made a special trip to find, but found the thirteen-year-old little Jack. Ma hair messy, sloppy dress, fat body shape. The good Samaritan quizzed young Jack Ma on his intelligence, asking what two plus two equals. The first said two, the second said three, and then give the third four chances, found little Ma Yun counting fingers can not figure out three and four. It is said that intelligence is worried about clouds.

It turns out that the only thing that little Ali is good at is shouting the slogan taught by the Netflix company in front of the camera: “Ali, Alibaba, Alibaba give me a little faster up.” When you see the cell phones around the camera, you will make greetings and kisses to the people and other scripted actions, and even shout “pay” to remind “Hi uncle to charge for taking pictures.

It is also said that there are dense needle holes on the legs, raising doubts about whether growth-inhibiting hormones were injected. Fortunately, there is a strict statement that the foot was injured after the nanny took it to the hospital for an injection. The Parents also clarified that there is no such thing as a bad growth shot and told everyone not to spread rumors.

The netizens are naturally full of emotions and sigh: “Jackpot is almost finished, let alone his kid”, “the big ones have slipped away the small ones are not much use”, “many such children in rural areas have become victims of the Internet era The “really wasted, after the consumption is thrown, like garbage, eating people’s capital”. The other out of the ordinary Yin Yang play on the issue, another with the wind said: “capital will only cut leeks country is the precise poverty alleviation”.

It is not right to speak in this way.

The market economy is a Darwinian forest. In the forest, there is a leopard, there is a leopard’s cottage version of the bobcat. With the bobcat, also “Darwin” out of the Siamese cats can be raised as pets, in the home to let the only baby hug play. After the heat of autumn will be sent to the wildlife market.

Western countries, the circus broke up the class, the animals are sold zoos or for meat. The first bucket of money if handed over to parents on behalf of investment to buy a small set of property, the starting line is still quite good, but also to wash up to go back to school to continue their studies. Mainland netizens should not cry and cry to make little Ma Yun “Xianglin sister-in-law”, and insist on making up the story like Yang Jiang’s early translation of the Spanish children’s literature “Little Laizi” plus the Chinese “Sanmao Wanderings”. Urban mythology, left for the future to be made into “Hello, Li Huan Ying” a class of “Hello, little Ma Yun” like tears of tens of billions of box office New Year’s Eve film.

No, Hong Kong even in the “fall” as the Queen’s colony of the kind of people eat people in the old society, child star Feng baby, grew up to study in London, happy to read fashion design it.

And you 1.4 billion people where to get the confidence to bite the real Ma Yun this Life is impossible to turn over? We Hong Kong people look at the long term, is a joint strong request to Mrs. Lin Zheng Yuet-ngor will be small Ma Yun by the mainland tip immigration program, like Lang Lang Family into Hong Kong to do Hong Kong permanent residents, to fill those who ran away from the BNO low-end population gap na.