Marriage and Divorce

Groupie’s father urged her to get married, and Groupie had a fight with her father.

Groupie yelled at her father: “Why do I want to get married? I do not go to the good Life to live a hard life? My mother is married to you, how tired she is, to serve you, but also to serve my grandmother. You do not do any housework, come Home from work to play games, I do not want to find a man like you to put at home for. “

Groupie Dad: “Not all men do not do housework ……”

Groupie: “What did you say to my mom? You said all men are you this kind of fart, do not do housework without children! You are now pushing me to get married, is trying to push me into the fire? “

The group’s father: “Then your mother did not divorce me, which means she is willing. “

Groupie: “I’m not my mother. I do not want to! “

The groupie’s father could not say no to the groupie, so he scolded: “You white-eyed wolf, I have raised you for nothing. “

Groupie: “You’re the wolf. When Grandma was sick, you didn’t go to take care of her and let my mom go. Grandma didn’t give birth to my mom and raise her. You are a wolf! “

Groupie’s dad: “How can you say that! That’s your grandmother! “

Groupie: “Come on, my grandmother! Didn’t she always look down on me for being patriarchal? And mocked my mother for not having a son? She’s my cousin’s grandmother, not my grandmother. “

Groupie’s dad: “You’ve got wings now! “

Groupie: “Yeah, I’m hard-winged, I don’t live off you anymore, I don’t want to be angry with you. “

……

After the fight, the groupie’s mother developed the idea of divorce, the groupie’s father began to do housework ……

Divorce @ just call the bear too line also

“Comrade, we want to divorce. “

“Do you two have enough social security for 60 consecutive months? “

“Enough. “

“You scan the code and fill out the form, then you will enter the shake pool, and the results will be sent every month, and you have to keep shaking if you don’t win. “

“About how long? “

“It’s usually 36 months. “

“Can’t it be faster? “

“You can have your husband shake together, the two of you have twice the winning rate. “

“Then the probability is also very low ah. “

“You can have two children, the children are willing to support your divorce, you are four chances. “

“That won’t work, is there another way? “

“You can find someone. “

“Huh? “

“If both parties find someone to marry, you can shake four people together, but divorce while getting married to each other immediately. “

“What if it always does not win? “

“You want to try a new energy divorce? The probability of winning that one is higher. “

“That is what? “

“Is that it does look like a divorce, but can not leave each other 200 km, summer and winter can not turn on the air conditioning. “