Come on, I’ll give you some dialogue, you guys make up your own brains.
The first skit: stay behind for New Year’s Eve migrant workers Sun Tao and workers stay at the site when a farce, the proud Sun Tao made a joke but still perfect to solve things, workers also have no Time to cook, is at this time the local leaders or business owners before midnight for the workers sent steaming dumplings.
The second skit: Guo Donglin at Home to do a steaming hot New Year’s Eve dishes, finally can be a perfect two-person world with his wife, at this time Niu Li received a call from the front line, there are half an hour to the post, Guo Donglin snapped the apron a throw, today you just can not go!
Niu Li: But I’m a doctor! This is the time when I am most needed!
Guo Donglin: What about me? Married almost 20 years, can not I need you for a year, I put the word down here, you dare to go today, we dare to divorce!
While the stalemate was going on.
Shao Feng knocked on the door of the room,: Is it Director Niu’s house? Director Niu, I came to thank you, last year I was infected with xx, you were on the front line to encourage me, take care of me, for three days and nights, you gave me hope, you gave me a second Life ah! I couldn’t go home for New Year’s Eve this year either, but my son and wife and I had a video, and they made sure I came to thank you! Son, look, this is the Dr. Niu I was talking about.
At this time, my son and Niu Li video: Auntie, thank you for letting me see my dad again, I also want to study hard and become a doctor to help more people in the future.
(Silent applause in the audience)
Shao Feng sent away, the phone rang again, Niu Li picked up the phone, there came: Niu ah, we all think about it, you have not been home for many years, we decided to let you take a good rest, and Family reunion New Year!
Niu Li: Thank you for the leadership, but I really do not have a problem, my family is also particularly understanding.
Leader: You should stop saying that, family is as important as work, bring a good to your family.
Dudududu ….
Niu Li: Let’s eat, I don’t have to go this time
Guo Donglin: No, you’re right, I didn’t respect you, I was too selfish, wife, you don’t have to say it, not only do you need to go this time, but wife, I need to go with you! I’m going to volunteer! I’m going to make sure everyone gets a hot dumpling! Let’s go! Let’s go deliver dumplings to everyone!
(Yes! (Thunderous applause!)
The third skit: Pan Changjiang hummed a little song to the stage: the family is full of beauty, bang, hit a Cai Ming full of arms.
Cai Ming: Ouch, who is so bold ah, out of the eyes lost home.
Pan Changjiang: Sorry, its me
Cai Ming: Yo, how Australian mountain fires are burning koalas here?
Pan Changjiang: Hey, hey, hey, I’m a human being, you little old lady, or so mean, I do not know you in general, lonely as you I do not want to experience, to tell you, but I want to be a grandfather again ~
Cai Ming: what, before all as a grandson?
Pan Changjiang: How do you talk about this, I, this is not to promote the third child, my family to respond to the call! The third child is coming soon! Alas, and you say you can not appreciate, you say I am tired of these two children to me so, three I must not a hand a head to hold a ah.
Cai Ming: Hum, or koala, but really not Australia, is the French Versailles out.
Pan Changjiang: You little old lady, you are jealous, you have no one around you, you have to hold your grandchildren are cloud hold… (Ding Ding phone) What’s wrong son, what! You say you want a divorce? Why? You have gone to the Civil Affairs Bureau to do the formalities! What is the situation xxxxxxx
Cai Ming: yo hey, Jimmies, this present world really fast you within, with that taste ~ koala family to split up. I this is the cloud hug, he this is the net suppress cloud up.
Pan Changjiang muttering jumping feet
Ding Ding: What, the divorce cooling off period took effect? Need a month? Great.
After a comforting meal, the two cancelled the divorce and went home joyfully.
Pan Changjiang: Look, my old man is back! I can again top a hand pull a ~ (happy dance)
Cai Ming: Well, so soon Master Qing back.
Pan Changjiang: old Mrs. Cai, thank you for this, let’s go to my house for New Year’s Eve, I know your girl and son-in-law are doctors are not around, tomorrow we happen to go out on a picnic.
Cai Ming: I did not expect me to become a diner one day. Koala, where are you going for a picnic tomorrow?
Pan Changjiang: Let’s go hiking together.
Cai Ming: Push me home!
First write three, hands tired, I this script ability, can apply for a Spring Festival Gala scriptwriter?
I see the answer has written hope this year please Ding really …
Please let me go over this year, he went up to the innocent smile for 5 minutes? Or holding a pony pearl mating ah? And Wang Yuan teamed up with two people to perform spitting smoke ring?
Really, it is better to ask Cai Xukun to play half an hour of crotch dribbling, let Wu Yifan when the first “big plate of dumplings” to get.
Please eternal twins Zheng Shuang demo TMD, I’m so annoyed ah.
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