After 90 years has been a mid-life crisis

Nowadays, when it comes to the post-90s, even the input method will automatically follow the “old aunt”, “empty nesters”, “mid-life crisis” and other scary words that make people’s torso shake.

In half a year’s time, 90 years of “old” friends, on behalf of all 90 years of the first step into the 30-year-old.

Although the post-90s who have been fighting in the workplace for many years still feel that they are a “child”, but when they see more and more post-95 colleagues in the company, they have to admit that they are already walking on the road to middle age.

Endless work, endless shifts, and no increase in bank card balance, so that the post-90s early into the workplace mid-life crisis!

24 hours anxiety

The daily work record of most post-90s should be like this: more than 20+ unread emails, A4-size communication opinions from customers, endless hot spots, and the “handy” work arranged by the boss from time to time. “The work of the boss from time to time, resulting in brain storage space alarm, so that sometimes open the computer files, the moment you think: wait … What am I looking for again?

There are also programs written in the middle, the brain suddenly flashed back, and when you come back to your senses, you begin to anxiety: where did I write? Did I make a typo? Did I miss something?

The most “late” symptom is that when the end of the day has been completed today’s work, but sitting on the chair afraid to leave work: I finished work? Not done, right? Is there anything left to do? Until the list of today’s check three times, only then rest assured to go home from work.

Naptime rechargeable treasure

Office nap set has become a necessary workplace artifact after 90, regardless of whether the day before overtime, sleep well, lunch break time must make up a sleep, pillow + small quilt + eye mask = a good nap.

What the glory of the king, eat chicken all can not resist the onslaught of sleepiness. If you don’t sleep at noon, you can’t even think about going to work in the afternoon when you can “automatically shut down” several times.

Can’t keep up with the buzzwords

The mouth says: older, like to miss the old. In fact, it is already to the extent that the trot can not keep up with the buzzwords.

Not to mention the inexplicable abbreviations of the post-00s (cdx, xfxy, gnps, etc.), even the “code words” on the B station and Zhihu are enough to learn a good deal.

Usually can say on, are from the major network variety shows, but where young colleagues talk about secondary yuan, the game circle topics, that a black question mark face quickly fled the scene.

Default reply

Now the workplace after 90, which WeChat is not 20 work group, XX project group, XX project internal group, XX project internal planning group, XX project internal trolling group, a project can build 5 groups, a six-person team can build 10 groups, and each group is only one person less than the last group ……

In this kind of message density explosion, and there is no way to ignore the situation, can only open the default reply function, a cursory look at the group is not talking about work related to their own, there is no @ themselves, no immediately turn off, if there is an automatic reply “received”, or just a default reply in the heart on the good.

Discharge speed is too fast

After 90 overtime can be said to be a daily operation, unlike when you just work, work to 10 pm after the start of overtime, and never send a friend circle status, even 23 points after overtime, directly to the night to the early morning, the next day can still restore vitality!

Now as long as more than 1 hour after work time, has begun to lament: hey, today again to work overtime … as long as overtime more than 10 o’clock, tomorrow must come a little later ~ although home and did not immediately sleep.

In fact, not really to be lazy, just older, the body to restore the power of a longer time.

The fat house on the day off

When it comes to rest days, they automatically classify themselves as “fatty”, “American drama, takeaway, happy water; sofa, refrigerator, can not move the legs”.

Not to go out, not to go out, not to leave the sofa (or bed), not to leave, not to sit down.

After 90 days of rest on a standard, rest days should have rest days Yazi! Sports? Too tired … Singing? Singing on the phone… Shopping? Direct TB is not good… Eat hot pot to go? …… no takeout? …… is far away?

When the title of various trend reports from 90 to 95 and 00, when 90 are starting to become bald, social animals, began to face a mid-life crisis in the workplace, it is inevitable that there will be some loss, but 90 is changing or has changed the future model, which is worth bragging about for life!