Guo: It’s the end of the year again.
Yu: Eh.
Guo: 2020 is the year of magic.
Yu: Yes.
GUO: I heard that more than 90 peers have signed up to boycott us.
Yu: Now it’s 136.
Guo: More than 70 more?
Yu: Don’t count on your math skills.
Guo: As the saying goes, if one peer boycotts you, there is no shortage of personal grudges; if five peers boycott you, your business is doing well; if ten peers boycott you, you are making more money and they are making less money.
Yu: What about a hundred peers boycotting you?
Guo: That is your fault, the problem has to find from themselves.
Yu: Huh?
Guo: Self-examination go!
Yu: So what’s the result of your review?
Guo: I want to apologize.
Yu: You really want to apologize?
Guo: I want to apologize.
Yu: Yes.
Guo: I want to apologize!
Yu: Nobody’s stopping you!
Guo: But I can’t do this alone.
Yu: What?
Guo: A single thread does not make a thread, a single tree does not make a forest, if you apologize and I don’t apologize, they say I have no bottom line; if I apologize and you don’t apologize, they say you are shameless and lowly; if you and I apologize as a group, the people will be happy to see it.
Yu: I also have to apologize?
Guo: You have to apologize too.
Yu: Okay! Then I’ll give up my life to accompany the villain!
Guo: I’ve already chosen a date for the apology, the last day of 2020, so I won’t bring the guilt to next year!
Yu: Good!
Guo: I won’t feel guilty next year!
Yu: Huh? So you’re only going to feel guilty for one day!
Guo: I’ll write the apology letter first, and I’ll send it once the zero hour has passed, and you’ll copy me if you send it one second later than me.
Yu: This is not even next to each other!
Guo: One billion netizens woke up the next morning and opened the hot search, ho! First place! Guo so-and-so apologized to Zhuang!
Yu: You wait, you wait. How did you know that you would be number one?
Guo: I posted it early.
Yu: Just because you posted early doesn’t mean you’re going to stay up there.
Guo: You’re so confident? Can you surpass me?
Yu: If I can copy her, I can surpass you, and it’s not clear who will die.
Guo: harmonic stems deduct money.
Yu: Roll the birth.
Guo: I’m just kidding. Mr. Yu is rich, not bad for this small amount of money.
Yu: Yes, there is a little bit of money.
Guo: This S card you keep, come to my room tonight to discuss business cooperation.
Yu: What kind of cooperation?
Guo: My position as the majority shareholder of the Anti-Piracy Foundation is still reserved for Mr. Yu.
Yu: I don’t care!
Guo: What I said before is all made up, but this is what I really mean.
Yu: What do you mean?
Guo: On the last day of 2020, I would like to say three words to all of you –
Yu: Sorry?
Guo: Damn girl.
Yu: Fuck you!
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