I’ve been jobless for three years and haven’t been scolded much at home.
If you don’t want to be scolded, first you have to get up before or at least at the same time as your mother. If mom’s been in the wee hours of the morning, it’s over.
First you have to wash and shave. The biggest reason unemployed people get scolded is to hang around the house like a madman.
At least on the outside as clean as people at work. The room should also be cleaned regularly.
The housework should be done in front of the mother, to cook (how can not do, do 3 times will be, with the electric rice cooker looked at to do), the mother will say there is no pepper what let you come out, but a week later you are also comfortable, let nature take its course.
The same goes for fried eggs. If dad comes out while you’re frying an egg. Take a few out of the refrigerator and cook and set the table. Then dad will say, “Are you going to be a babysitter? What’s your mom doing?” and then scold you.
Just have breakfast with dad, even if the two don’t talk much, but as long as they look at each other, it won’t get scolded. If your dad asks you if you’re not looking for a job, what are you going to do? Your parents know you’re playing video games anyway, but at least have a regular life, so there’s nothing to scold you about.
When dad comes to work and mom stops you if she picks up the vacuum, you turn on the morning TV show and she becomes as quiet as pororo’s 5-year-old nephew.
Wait until lunch time, just discharged of the younger brother will come out to say “mom ~ meal”, at this time the mother will raise the voice to say to him: “your elder brother is an unemployed man also know to get up early to clean up, you this unemployed man so lazy also get up so late”, begin to scold the younger brother and support (?) An unemployed vagabond with a regular life.
But you can’t rob your mother to do all the work, which would be too boring for her, so she can do the laundry. When folding clothes with her mother, listen to her mother said the next door shangxun home mother and the melon, and then together cackle, mother will be very happy.
This process is usually done by 1 PM. For the six hours between then and 7 p.m., no matter what you play or do, you won’t get scolded. On the contrary, when my brother came to the room and said he wanted to play games with me, he would get another scolding from his mother. At least you can have fun. Even if poor, but the guy is the second, married independent is an outsider. It is now a reality.
If you feel like you’re going to get scolded, just go out and do some exercise or climb a mountain. It doesn’t cost anything.
At least you won’t gain weight, and your skin should be shiny, so you’ll come across as good.
Once in a while, when Dad is resting and suggests going fishing, pack up your fishing gear and go. Being home all day can be boring, and there’s not much of it.
The usual reason dads talk about fishing but don’t go is that it’s too much trouble to get things ready, but if you do, 80% of the time you go back. Usually mothers don’t prepare these things.
When you go fishing, your dad will tell you that you are a silkworm and you need to prepare for it. It’s ok to be late. Just spread your wings.
That’s what dad always says when he goes fishing, but just say thank you to dad.
Now, of course, I’m not unemployed. I’m employed
Later, my mother also said to me, you don’t go to work, I give you a salary, you stay at home
I’m writing this because I’ve been on annual leave for a long time.
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