Nowadays, young people do not like to take care of their relatives on New Year’s Eve, not impolite, but the process of existing relatives visiting, and do not treat the child as an independent and equal person.
So abstract, let’s turn the scene, assuming that it is the child’s classmates to visit the house, just use the tone of relatives to talk to Mom and Dad, and immediately understand –
“Dad, call Xiao Wang, this is my classmate, he brought his father, Uncle Wang, to pay respect to the New Year! Dad, say hello to Xiao Wang!”
“Uncle Wang! Don’t you remember me? You hugged me back then! You were a great boy back then! Now you’re so big!”
“My dad is out dancing these days, I can see that little dance, it’s very powerful! Come dance for my classmates!”
“Don’t be shy, we’re all Family, let’s dance!”
“What’s wrong with you? Last Time I went to my Aunt Li’s house, my Aunt Li sang a Peking opera for her daughter, which made her look good!”
“Don’t mind my dad, he’s a little bit familiar, he’s just like that, don’t get upset with the elders.”
“Dad, don’t just watch your TV all day long, the family is here and you don’t feel like a host?”
“Uncle Wang is now retired? How much is the pension? There are tens of thousands of ah!”
“Only a few thousand? That can’t be! You career units, is not their own hidden small treasury?”
“Xiao Wang is working hard outside to give you a pension is not easy! You help him more! He is also for the sake of the family!”
“What do we as children want? It’s just for the elderly to live out their old age peacefully.”
“Uncle Wang is here, Dad, you usually save those Maotai ah, Pu’er ah out together to see ah, elders should know how to share ah!”
“Xiao Wang, your father likes this Maotai? Then wrap it up and let uncle take it away, you take it back and drink it slowly!”
“Dad, what are you staring at? Why are you so stingy? A gift of wine is like robbing you. Is this wine yours? I bought it for you last year, didn’t I? Your son will buy it for you again!”
“Uncle Wang is fine, take it if you like!”
“Don’t spoil the fun for me on this New Year’s Day!”
“Uncle Wang bought himself a good insurance? You do not buy good insurance, how to rest assured that the younger generation outside the struggle ah! If I say so, you have to give yourself more protection! Don’t let the younger generation be afraid day in and day out.”
“People have to go out and exercise more when they reach the age, they are bored at Home all day long, they are bored out of their minds!”
“My father is too withdrawn, people’s fathers are a lot of uncles and aunts to play together, he is at home every day and do not go out, worry me to death.”
“Dad, why are you so special?”
“Oh, Wang, we’re all here, but what red packets! It’s not necessary!”
“Then, I’ll wrap one for Uncle Wang too. Don’t be polite to me, we’re all here for the New Year!”
“You’re holding back from me! This is for the elderly! Uncle Wang, you take it!”
“What’s going on? So much effort?”
“Dad, you take it! Say thank you, Wang!”
“Okay, I won’t send it. Happy New Year!”
“Dad, you also come out to send! Hold in that bear face!”
Of course there must be –
“Dad, Xiaowang this red envelope I will first help you save up, and when you retire later, you will have money!”
The following is the China Digital Times editor’s excerpt from the netizens’ comments under the microblog.
@I’m not Feng Bo: Dad, what was your blood pressure at your last physical, say it and Uncle Wang than. Look at you, your diastolic and systolic blood pressure are both higher than Uncle Wang’s! Uncle Wang how you usually exercise, quickly to my father, so that he learns well.
@a plastic knife: the zoo monkey it
@A piggy happy surfing: And some relatives love to control the east and west, asking questions about how much money they make. The actual fact is that you will be able to get a lot more than just a few of these. The actual fact is that you’re not married. I’ll introduce you to one, right? After this age, it is not good to marry!
@Just a grain of dust: there is a picture of the suffocation
@aying73887: No one wants to be a tool.
@thispersonisparticularlycommon: really a dare to say talent.
@SanDeeJi: haha great sense of picture ~ remind yourself not to be such obnoxious adults ~
@SpikeCowboy_: There is always an insincere awkward atmosphere with relativessocial.
@NoodlePotato: I would never allow my baby to go through this, especially a public performance show.
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