This guide has multiple efficacy, so you can use it as needed. I want to write and practice just because, I found that the aunts and uncles in our families moms grandmothers sisters-in-law have not been getting enough encouragement praise and support, I hope to leave them a little tiny fire in their hearts.
I am just providing some ideas, please feel free to play, year after year, month after month, boast my mother laughing and laughing. Now begins.
I. Extreme pulling and stepping
-Auntie, it’s been a long Time, you’re getting prettier and prettier, just now I saw you from afar and was attracted by your energy! Uncle standing next to you is especially like a companion.
-Auntie, your hands are so tender (remember to hold your aunt’s hands), why are they so soft and tender?
-You are really too fat now, can you see your feet with this beer belly? It’s not easy for my aunt.
Sister-in-law, this is a beautiful dress, turn around and let me see, where did you buy it? The first thing you need to do is to get the best out of the kitchen and let your cousin go.
-You’re too yellow for your teeth, are they stained? You smoke less, I’m scared to see you smile, my aunt’s teeth are so white.
-(After taking a Family photo, look at the photos) uncle, aunt, dad, you look so greasy in your photos, and we do not match, pulling our face (fake laugh ah ha ha ha ha ha ha)
Second, hearsay
-My friend’s father’s New Year’s Eve dinner from the preparation of Food to cooking, and finally washing dishes, he did all alone, their family is very happy, my friend’s mother always praise us her father know how to do it!
-My colleague is to put the child to her husband to bring, bring quite responsible, flush milk powder change diapers skilled miserable, so my colleague to catch a promotion salary also increased, a happy family.
-The actual fact is that you can find a lot of people who are not able to get a good deal on this kind of things.
-The actual fact is that you can find a lot of people who are not able to get a good deal on a lot of things.
The next-door neighbor’s uncle is particularly supportive of her daughter learning free combat, and then after her daughter got married, her husband hit people at the drop of a hat, and was hammered into a pig’s head by the uncle’s daughter on the spot, (turning his head to look at his Parents) mom I also want to learn.
-A while ago there was a news is not the parents rush to welcome the girl to get married, the result was married to a scum of the man with an axe chopped to death, tsk tsk, the rush to marry people ah.
Third, the Qiankun shift
Sister-in-law you do not work, I take pictures for you, you look too good today, Mom, aunt you two also come, come to stand here to shoot, more poses, fairy down simply! It’s okay, cousin and uncle have hands and feet, let them go to the kitchen to get it.
-Uncle and aunt, you get out of the way from the sofa, I’ll take some pictures of my aunt and them, by the way, you are also idle to watch TV with melon seeds, wash the bowl.
-The first thing you need to do is to go into the kitchen and do what a good husband should do.
-(Bring nail tools on the spot manicure) do nails, work you do a little, men should be diligent.
Four, see the seams of the comic
-I found that every time my aunt speaks logically is very clear, also organized, aunt you find? Uncle really not as good as you in this regard.
-Wow, every time you talk about your work, the whole person is glowing, like glowing, you are my idol!
You’re my idol! -Cousin, don’t say it’s hard for your sister to take care of the kids, but it’s because you don’t help much, right?
-I love listening to your stories, Mom. Tell me more. My dad just said that’s not funny!
-I’m falling asleep listening to your old men’s stories, and I’ve heard them all before and this year, but I’m not making any progress.
Five, male virtues blowing wind
-The first thing you should do is to talk less about it, uncle, men are so gossipy, so like to talk, or not so gossipy, right?
-The man who talks less is a pain in the ass.
-Uncle/uncle/uncle, how are you going to spend Valentine’s Day in a couple of days? What? I’m not prepared. A man who is not romantic really can’t be, he has no heart (shaking his head).
-It’s 2021 and there are still men who can’t cook? That’s so outdated!
-Dad, dress up before you go out. It’s a man’s nature to love beauty.
-The actual fact is that you’ll be able to get a lot more than just a few of these.
(Not finished, if you have male elders and you flip out, remember this: I’m just kidding.
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