Let’s simulate, if your boyfriend does not reason with you.
You substitute it and see if you are angry.
Then the comments say which one you want, and give you a good change.
Normal boyfriend version.
Girl: Why have you been coming home so late lately?
Boy: recently the unit is really busy. At the end of this month our project will be online, now I have a test group to lead, the other are newcomers, I do not stare, they do the problem tomorrow more time wasted, and the staff also have emotions.
Girl: Your hair is falling out, but also working overtime?
Boy: You can not say that. You see just married that we have no money you think want a house. Now I try to earn money to buy a house, you do not feel the happiness brought by the house and began to blame me for working overtime to lose hair.
Girls: I do not blame you, I am concerned about you.
The man: words can not say so, if it is sincere in caring for me you do not have to do a hair loss thing and overtime to do a binding, in this context you are sarcastic my shortcomings and vent your dissatisfaction.
The girl: where you so much axiom?
The soul of the rhetorical boyfriend.
Girl: Why have you been coming home so late lately?
The boy: that you also yesterday ordered a 300 skirt it!
The girl: your hair is almost lost, but also work overtime?
Boy: that every time you take a shower is not I clean up the mouth of the water you lose hair it!
Girl: Wait, these two hair is not the same thing, right?
Boy: how not the same thing, not is to prove that I pay a lot for you?
Girl: Wait, my thoughts are a little messy.
You do not love my boyfriend.
Girl: Why have you been coming home so late lately?
The man: the original relationship when I came back late you are waiting for me, but also said hard to give me hot meal, now do not see me right!
The girl: your hair is almost lost, but also work overtime?
Boy: What? I have been working hard with you for more than a decade, and now I’m old and pearly, I think I have less hair? Think I have less hair you find that more hair to go ah? I look at your unit last time and you mixed doubles game playing badminton that man’s hair is quite a lot!
Girl: I’m wrong, do not mention it. Okay?
Self-loathing boyfriend.
Girl: Why have you been coming home so late lately?
Boy: Ugh, come back early and what can you do? The company’s main goal is to provide the best possible service to its customers. It’s all about me playing the computer.
Girls: your hair is falling out, but also work overtime?
Boys: better dead, anyway, you are the cause. When you find a younger one, you will live with him in our house, do not think about me.
The girl: this is all where and what ah?
The boyfriend who is pampered in situ.
The girl: Why are you coming home so late lately?
The boy: If people come back early tomorrow, you have to give me a good meal, and then you have to go to the station to pick me up, pull the hook.
The girl: your hair is almost lost, but also overtime?
The boy: ah ~ do not mention this, annoying dead. Then you buy me a good shampoo, I see other programmers in the unit are using a special fragrant kind, I can not afford to buy their own.
Girl: You give me a good talk!
In situ sulking boyfriend.
Girl: Why have you come home so late lately?
Boy: Oh, today our manager to talk to me, guess what he said … I don’t want to be late for work! Do you think he’s like that?
The girl: No, you are more late this month, I can not even call up.
The boy: Hey! You and who’s head ah. I’m talking about being late for work? I’m talking about attitude! If you want to be like this, you can go live with our manager! I think you two are good for each other.
Girl: What are you angry about? Your manager can’t hear you.
Boy: I’m not mad. Don’t talk to me!
Girl: Oh, so I’m going to watch the show, huh?
(After 10 minutes, the boy became more angry because the girl didn’t notice he was angry.)
Boy: Look! Look! All day long you know to watch the drama, this is your quilt, sleep on the sofa at night with a TV series.
Girls: ah, why ah?
Anti-boyfriend.
Girl: Why are you coming home so late lately?
The boy: you want to say this we theory theory, why last month on the fifth day of the weekend you also came back late?
The girl: ah? I looked at the calendar, oh. That day is not our team building it?
Boy: Why didn’t you take me with you?
The girl: the department is so much budget, and no one brought their families ah?
Male: How come one of your colleagues took her daughter along on your last trip?
Girl: No… We are not discussing the matter of your late return?
Male student: first to discuss you clearly this matter, you say in the end is not allowed to bring or you do not want to bring? The new male interns have gone yet?
Boyfriend who refuses to admit.
Girls: Why are you coming home so late lately?
Boy: I have no very late? It’s obvious that you come back very early all day long!
The girl: you first do not get angry, I am asking if your unit is busy.
The boy: I’m not angry ah, why should I be angry!
Girls: you are angry.
Boy: I! No! No! Angry!
Girl: Then why did you throw your shoes?
Boy: Daddy I’m happy!
Boyfriend: I like it!
Girl: Why have you been coming home so late lately?
Boy: Do you think work or me is important?
The girl: I did not ask you this, please you talk a little logical.
The man: So, it’s more important for you to work, right?
The girl: you do not talk to yourself, can chat properly not?
The boy: you come back every day to chat with your girlfriend more than with me!
The girl: we are playing the game voice.
Boy: Admit it! You come back every day to play games! You have a point?
The girl: we started the topic is what came?
Cold violence boyfriend.
The girl: Why do you come home so late lately?
Boy: (Sighs, doesn’t say anything.)
Girl: What’s wrong?
Boy: Nothing. (Not looking at people)
Girl: I’m asking you, say something?
Boy: What’s the use of saying it, it’s meaningless, it’s not working, let’s split it.
Hot violent boyfriend.
Girl: Why have you been coming home so late lately?
Boy: (do not speak, take off the jacket and shoes, the more off the harder, and finally threw the shoes and clothes on the cabinet!
I work overtime without knowing how much it hurts, but only know how to talk! This life can not live!
Girl: I’m not concerned about you? Don’t shout, okay?
Boy: I shout? I shouted? Where did I shout?
Sensitive and vulnerable boyfriend.
The girl: Why are you coming home so late lately?
The boy: you talk a little quieter, listening to you talk earache.
The girl: your hair is almost lost, but also work overtime?
I don’t want to fight with you, my throat is really sore.
Girl: (nothing to say)
Boy: If you’re okay, I’m going to take a shower and go to bed, my head hurts today.
Boyfriend who married a chicken.
Girl: Why have you been coming home so late lately?
Boy: I’m late? I go out to play every day? You have nothing to do every day to go to work easy, shall not I go out to earn money to support the family? When married to you when the dowry brought over what? Look at my buddy Xiao Wang, married to his daughter-in-law brought over more than two million in dowry, directly every day do not have to work when the family cook, I dislike you? People colleagues to buy PS5, I and you want it?
Girl: No, you calm down, I’m not just a heartbroken you asked a question?
Boy: Then you admit your mistake!
The boyfriend who admits his mistake.
The girl: Why are you coming home so late lately?
The boy: I was wrong! Okay!
The girl: I’m not discussing with you right or wrong, just hope you come back earlier.
The boy: what are you angry about! I said I was wrong, I was wrong and I apologized to you! I’m sorry!
Girls: No, I’m not angry…
The boy: you are angry, you still say you are not angry. You are not angry you so loud yell at me to do what …
Girl: Hey, you do not cry. You are a big man how also cried, I also did not yell at you ah, I whisper.
Boy: You are like this, every time something is yelling at me, not even listen to me.
Memorable boyfriend.
Girl: Why have you been coming home so late lately?
Boy: Then you remember what was said at your mom’s house last month, at the dinner table?
The girl: ah? What words? Last month, I do not remember ah?
The boy: you said that now many programmers are 996, but earn quite a lot of money.
The girl: that was not at the dinner table to talk about the news it? And did not say let you 996 overtime ah?
Boys: your mother does not think so, certainly want their daughter to suffer. Suffered aggravation.
The girl: it is so long ago, and I did not mean it, how you did not say ah?
The boy: I was so angry that night I did not sleep, you sleep next to me and who said ah!
Girls: ah? Who also home angry can remember the next day?
Self-talking boyfriend.
Girl: Why are you coming home so late lately?
The boy: What do you mean by that question?
Girl: I do not mean anything, just ask.
The boy: you are always like this, there is something you say to your face, you are so side-tracked also considered a woman?
The girl: you want to say so is not reasonable ah.
The boy: I am not reasonable? How am I being unreasonable? You want to fight with me, right?
Girl: I’m just saying you should work less overtime.
The man: you do not understand me.
The girl: what do you mean?
The man: Do you not love me anymore?
The woman: Hey?
The man: do you know how much this hurts my heart? You weren’t like this before.
The real reasonable boyfriend.
The woman: why do you come home so late lately?
The man: this topic is more complicated to say, you have heard of involution? Simply put, when it has not been possible to rely on the input of a large amount of labor to obtain a positive benefit growth, it will produce input costs continue to increase, while wages stagnant state.
Girl: What do you mean? Simply put is it your problem or your boss’s problem?
Male: Good question. From the perspective of game theory, that is, whenever we consider the problem to take into account how others consider the problem. As well as competition is never between buyers and sellers, but between buyers and buyers, sellers and sellers unfolded, so forced me to work overtime not just me, not my boss, but other colleagues.
Girls: I don’t quite understand, what do you have to do with your colleagues if you don’t go home early?
Boys: I try to say simply, borrowed this year by Hart and Holmstrom together with the Nobel Prize in economics “contract theory” to explain. The “complete contract theory” uses performance rewards to motivate employees; but when it comes to complex situations, the The Incomplete Contract Theory uses the allocation of decision rights to give employees a fixed salary that is slightly higher than the market rate instead of performance rewards, so it is not regular working hours.
Girls: You’d better not be reasonable.
If the boys do not reason with you, they may only be able to say this.
How do you feel vicariously? Better?
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